Philip Newton

Phil discovered where blueberries come from and went nutso!! He kept going back to this bush all night to get blueberries. I may owe my buddy Eric a few packs of berries after this. He was so freaking awesome!

This is Phil’s first ever conscious attempt at making a funny face for the camera!!! Major milestone!!!

This is Phil’s first ever conscious attempt at making a funny face for the camera!!! Major milestone!!!

I ask him if we should get the rain water out of his sand table and he pushes me away. “This is important, mom,” he says.

I ask him if we should get the rain water out of his sand table and he pushes me away. “This is important, mom,” he says.

He’s happiest with pb&j.

He’s happiest with pb&j.

Sooooo Awesome!

Phil LOVES the backyard!

Now available for hire. Don’t put your dog food into the bucket yourself like a sucker; hire our trained professionals to do it for you. Phil charges by the hour and takes lots of union breaks.

Guess who fell into the compost heap this weekend…

Guess who fell into the compost heap this weekend…

He totally walked into the office having a conversation on his Fisher Price smartphone today.

He totally walked into the office having a conversation on his Fisher Price smartphone today.

Phil checks out muhmuh’s teeth

Phil checks out muhmuh’s teeth